Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs