Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!