What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

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OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"