Legs. Spread the word.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Blue Sonnet
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They're both easily spread.
Marma'lady
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
Pyroglyphs.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Because if they don't spread they are worthless.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Memementos
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
Random Dude: [...💘]
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
They both distrust men.
Money.
They objectify everything.
Oops.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.
Because people kept toasting him!
Door jamb.
A police officer in America.
Well, you never know!
Brash.
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Roy Jeep Biv
