Legs. Spread the word.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Blue Sonnet
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They're both easily spread.
Marma'lady
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
Pyroglyphs.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Because if they don't spread they are worthless.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Memementos
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
Random Dude: [...💘]
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Landmines.
An Easter bunnet!
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
A nice hare cut
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Hamlet.
TB or not TB, that is the question.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
A toe-mat-o.
Cause I stepped on it.
Warning: Gore
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
One was fired, the other was terminated
grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"
