What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

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What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.