What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.