What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.