What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.