What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni