What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS