What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.