Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Slavery Jokes More Slavery Jokes

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.