Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.