What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*