What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.