What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What do you mean?

It's all denty"

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.