How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts