How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!