How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts