How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*