How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common?

Tons of koffing spawns.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.