What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone