What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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He wanted to find Pluto !

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It's ok, he woke up.

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He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Tons of koffing spawns.

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A ton.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud