What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !