Go axe your mother."
Garbage collectors.
Because it wanted to be a texta.
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
A pin.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
A pedi-file
Hit him in the face with an axe
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Slash slash backslash slash slash escape.
