How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball