How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!