What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers