What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Which do you light first?

The match

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux