What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

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A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux