What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!