What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red