What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)