Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.