What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!