What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.