What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts