What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!