What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"