What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.