What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.