What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

Previous Random Joke Next
Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

String Instrument Jokes More String Instrument Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint