What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.