What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.