Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!