Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.