Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin