What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!