Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege