Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!