What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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He was looking for Pooh.

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Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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Cause they want the D.

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Long time no sea.

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They are all INSECURE.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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Swine flu

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."