What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What the band's name?

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu