How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions