How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions