What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.