What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)