What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.