What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.