Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.