Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!