Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"