What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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8-bitcoins

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When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Turkey"

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One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...