What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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A mistake

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You're dead to me"

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I have made a grave mistake.

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A fowl ball!

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Coupe

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Shake'n bake.

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Basic training.

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Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...