What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board