Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.