Because they cant find dates
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Kurt Fossil
Some old stuff just got dug up
Because his career is in ruins.
Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
One whose career is in ruins.
Because his career was in ruins
Someone whose career is in ruins.
Someone who's career is in ruins !
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
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Im a fungi
There's twenty of them.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
They drink bleach.
PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder
Because loves digging up the past.
Are you vegan?
I'm game.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Chicks dig stars.
To feed her nightmare.
Tracy
A: What's a light bulb
It has to change for itself.