What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.