Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level