Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son."

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level