It was Pirated.
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Turn the barstool upside down.
We sleep better when the room is moving
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.
He farts
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
There's a little nip in the air.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
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Okay men, get on the ship."
His grades were below sea level
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One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Ba dum ship.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
A sailor.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
They both know when it's time to turn things over.
Conditioner Gordon.
Past tense.
Thanks for the gold!
Are you seeding?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Bison.
Because of all the cheetahs
Because you're sitting on the deck...
Because he was cohabiting.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
To liquidate their bills.
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
