It was Pirated.
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Turn the barstool upside down.
We sleep better when the room is moving
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.
He farts
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
There's a little nip in the air.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
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Okay men, get on the ship."
His grades were below sea level
A seamen sample
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Ba dum ship.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
A sailor.
You boil the hell out of it
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Celebrity names dropping.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
He Shatner.
Patty O'Furniture
Swab the deck!
Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
Because someone's always on the deck!
Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"
A cheetah !
See you on the flip side.
Air to the bone
