Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.