What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.