In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Once upon a slime . . ."
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My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
Because the resemblance was uncanny.
Brexit
I guess he was shot through the heart
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Because someone's always on the deck!
Buy a deck of cards.
Take his spade away.
Let's knot."
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Because I couldn't find a fake car."
