What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.