Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!