Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...