What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)