What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.