What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.