What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.