What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*