What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"