What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip