What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"