What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.