What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"