Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

Wrong Direction Jokes More Wrong Direction Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood