What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit