What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.