What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !