What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place