What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.